Watch American Dad Season 3 Episode 10 Tearjerker Online
The show starts as a parody of The Spy Who Loved Me. A British agent with a mustache jumps out of a cable car, and the woman next to him tells the henchmen to follow him. The agent kills one of them and when he is about to shoot another, Stan comes to help him. Stan blows up the henchmen and unwittingly creates an avalanche. The two jump out and open their parachutes but unfortunately the unnamed agent dies when he is crushed by Stan’s falling snowmobile.
Stan imitates the gunbarrel sequence but the gun shoots him twice before he can fire (as Stan mistakenly believed the barrel to be “an eye or something”), upon which the opening credits start to roll. Stan and other characters play roles in a Bond-style spoof. In it, Stan plays a 007-type agent assigned by his boss, B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of arms dealer-suddenly-turned-movie producer Tchochkie Schmear (Klaus, in a human form) Schmear has recently been producing over twenty films with A-list celebrites, but all are absolutely atrocious. Stan then travels to Tunisia to investigate the set of one of Tchochkie’s movies, Bark of the Covenant (a remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark featuring all dogs, including a German shepherd as Indiana Jones and Matthew McConaughey as Karen Allen). Eventually, Stan discovers that Schmear has been hired by the diabolical Tearjerker (Roger), an emotionally fragile business tycoon who has been abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that will star in the most horrible movies possible, and just leaves celebrities who already have horrible movies alone. The robots malfunction when they are exposed to milk. Later, B has Stan fly to Japan. Dressed as Geisha Girls, B informs Stan that Tearjerker is a notorious gambler who only invites people to his lair if they are celebrities, or if they have beaten him at Baccarat. When he arrives at Monte Carlo, he is introduced to Sexpun T’Come (Francine, whom he believes is a prostitute) and an apathetic Tearjerker. When Stan reveals that he does not know how to play Baccarat or Craps, an exasperated Tearjerker asks Stan to name his own game. Stan says he wants to play highest number, wherein the players name the highest number that they can think of. Tearjerker says the number six-thousand, while Stan says seventeen-thousand. After Stan leaves with the invitation, Sexpun gives Tearjerker his wallet. He makes the obligatory quip about the hero’s fate, and then starts maniacally laughing, but cuts himself short when he belches. He states that he had eaten a pickle earlier with a Rueben sandwich, and then moans (self consciously) “I’m so fat.”