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Watch American Dad Online. Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity. Stan will go to extremes to protect his beloved America from harm; as evidenced by the terror-alert color code on his fridge, and his frequent knee-jerk reaction of shooting holes in the toaster whenever the toast pops up. In addition to Stan’s wife and teenage children, the Smith household has two rather unconventional members. There’s Roger, the sarcastic space alien who rescued Stan from Area 51 who deeply resents the fact that he’s not allowed to leave the house, and therefore, has been reduced to drinking wine and smoking cigarettes, and Klaus, a lascivious, German-speaking goldfish; the result of a CIA experiment gone seriously wrong where the CIA tried to give a fish a German man’s brain. Stan’s son is a dorky teenager who tries to be cool. His wife has had a past life of sex and drugs.
American Dad Season 1 Episode 18 Finances with Wolves
Jan 6th
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After receiving a hefty bonus of $20,000 from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets, such as a large Flavor Flav clock, to wear around his neck,and also a rocket boot while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk (having had sex with celebrities to get them to fund her). Upset about his lack of support, Francine steals five thousand dollars from him to open a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife (including her hard earned $2000). In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus’ brain back into a human body (that of the front man of an Earth, Wind & Fire cover band who tried to overcharge the CIA) in an unauthorized brain switch, thinking that Klaus will cook breakfast for him. Thinking once Francine gives up on the kiosk, he’ll put Klaus back in the fish. But he soon discovered it was a huge mistake as Klaus flushes his fish body down the toilet and kidnaps and holds Stan hostage. Stan, still tied up, is expected to stop the human body from setting out to win over Francine. Taking five grand, Klaus remakes his human appearance by shaving his head and buying new clothes. He buys all the muffins at the kiosk to have dinner with Francine, being the more supportive person she would like. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he’s a teen wolf after watching a horror film and getting attacked by a wolf who seems to like Francine’s muffins. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 18 Finances with Wolves
American Dad Season 1 Episode 17 Rough Trade
Jan 6th
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When Roger accidentally breaks his TV, he pesters Stan to buy him a replacement. Stan refuses, and things go from bad to worse: his CIA demonstration goes horribly wrong, he becomes drunk in a bar, and when Roger picks him up they get into an accident, resulting in Stan receiving a DUI and being placed under house arrest. Back home, Stan and Roger get into a fight where they agree to switch places. Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan stays at home and gets drunk.
The novelty of the switch wears off when Roger faces increased pressure at work and his advice to Hayley (she could keep monkeys, which her activist group set free from an animal testing lab, in the house) and Steve (giving nearly nude photos of himself to a girl he’s chasing) comes back to haunt him. He also accidentally gives Francine a black eye, causing the neighbors to call the cops. After the cops find the photos of Steve, discover the monkeys, overhear Stan threatening to kill Roger, and see Francine with another black eye (which she actually got when she tripped on a mop and hit a door), they arrest Stan and hold him without bail for domestic violence, child pornography, animal cruelty and attempted murder. Roger meanwhile loses his job when his assistant, Philip, puts his sales number on Roger’s reports, making it look like Roger didn’t sell any cars. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 17 Rough Trade
American Dad Season 1 Episode 16 Not Particularly Desperate Housewife
Jan 6th
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Francine wants to escape her routine. Stan refuses to eat lasagna which Francine prepared on a day other than Thursday, while neighbor Linda Memari insists on doing jigsaw puzzles with her every Wednesday night. Shopping with Linda at Red State Grocery, Francine sees “the Ladybugs,” a group of women with “a fast lane lifestyle and slow motion walk.” These women all wear ladybug brooches. At the supermarket’s parking lot, Francine sees a woman who was crushed to death by a train of shopping carts, and takes in the dead woman’s dog, Fussy. When she brings it home, Stan wants it out of the house because he think’s Fussy is too effeminate, until Fussy mauls Roger.
Francine skips puzzle night with Linda to go to an art opening with the Ladybugs at the nightclub . The Ladybugs still refuse to admit Francine, until a misunderstanding causes them to believe Francine is having an affair with the valet. They reveal to Francine the true nature of their organization: they cheat on their husbands. Francine receives a ladybug brooch and tries to maintain the fiction of her affair with the valet. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 16 Not Particularly Desperate Housewife
American Dad Season 1 Episode 15 Star Trek
Jan 6th
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Steve is seen from below floating in red liquid, while his voiceover says, “Funny, I always wanted a pool filled with cherry Jell-O. Well, in the end I got it…” and proceeds to tell the tale.
The action shifts to a few weeks before, when Stan learns that Steve is having a hard time with creative writing. To inspire him, Stan shows Steve over 3,000 books that he’s written, though none have been published. When that fails, Stan glues Steve’s hand to a desk. Roger then comes in, babbles incoherently in a drunken stupor, and passes out, finally inspiring Steve. The resulting book, Roger the Alien, is published but doesn’t start selling until Steve publicizes it by using a “bad boy” gimmick suggested by his dad. Roger and Hayley meanwhile become upset with Steve, Roger because he learns that the book portrays him as a clumsy drunk who goes on delusional rants, and Hayley because Stan spent all her college money on a gift for Steve (Dr. Seuss’ first typewriter). Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 15 Star Trek
American Dad Season 1 Episode 14 Stannie Get Your Gun
Jan 6th
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Francine is tired of Stan and Hayley’s constant bickering; in this instance, gun control fuels the debate (Hayley favours it while Stan is against it). Forced by Francine to make amends, Stan takes Hayley to her favorite amusement park, ‘Sugar Mountain,’ only to reveal on arrival that the park has long since closed. On its site is NGALand, a gun-themed park owned by the National Gun Association (a parody of the National Rifle Association). Disgusted at how America encourages kids to take up firearms, Hayley grabs a guitar and sings an anti-gun song, getting her and Stan thrown out and Stan’s membership revoked.
Stan stages a robbery so that Hayley is forced to use a gun to save the family. Hayley shoots the robber but feels conflicted afterwards, until she learns it was just a ploy to get her to apologize so Stan can recover his NGA membership. Angry, she grabs Stan’s gun and (with what she mistakenly thinks are blank rounds) shoots him in the neck, rendering him quadriplegic and bound to a wheelchair. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 14 Stannie Get Your Gun
American Dad Season 1 Episode 13 Stan of Arabia: Part 2
Jan 6th
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Bullock’s underlings plan a surprise party for him commemorating 25 years of service with the CIA. Stan takes charge of planning the party, which means that Francine is actually in charge of planning the party. However she refuses, as she is performing in a community theater production of Beauty and the Beast the day of the party. At the party, Stan kills (or at least seriously injures) Jay Leno for insinuating that Francine wears the pants in their relationship. Stan’s ad-libbed roast is a disaster.
After Steve begs Hayley for a ride to the latest Michael Moore semi-documentary on the insurance industry, Prescription for Disaster, she leaves, disgusted by the movie not truly being a documentary. Steve tries to stay, but the ushers eject him for being under 17, in an R-rated movie, just before Angelina Jolie’s breasts lose their “coverage”.
Stan is relieved when Bullock announces he has decided not to fire him as punishment for the disastrous roast; instead, he relocates the Smiths to Saudi Arabia. Stan displays crude ignorance about the culture, while Hayley and Francine love how women are dressed like ninjas and therefore “aren’t objectified”. At the house, they unpack Roger from their luggage, who immediately looks for booze, but freaks out upon learning that Saudi Arabia is a dry country. Francine makes plans to visit the palace when Stan comes home from work, despite Stan’s objections. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 13 Stan of Arabia: Part 2
American Dad Season 1 Episode 12 Stan of Arabia: Part 1
Jan 6th
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Bullock’s underlings plan a surprise party for him commemorating 25 years of service with the CIA. Stan takes charge of planning the party, which means that Francine is actually in charge of planning the party. However she refuses, as she is performing in a community theater production of Beauty and the Beast the day of the party. At the party, Stan kills (or at least seriously injures) Jay Leno for insinuating that Francine wears the pants in their relationship. Stan’s ad-libbed roast is a disaster.
After Steve begs Hayley for a ride to the latest Michael Moore semi-documentary on the insurance industry, Prescription for Disaster, she leaves, disgusted by the movie not truly being a documentary. Steve tries to stay, but the ushers eject him for being under 17, in an R-rated movie, just before Angelina Jolie’s breasts lose their “coverage”.
Stan is relieved when Bullock announces he has decided not to fire him as punishment for the disastrous roast; instead, he relocates the Smiths to Saudi Arabia. Stan displays crude ignorance about the culture, while Hayley and Francine love how women are dressed like ninjas and therefore “aren’t objectified”. At the house, they unpack Roger from their luggage, who immediately looks for booze, but freaks out upon learning that Saudi Arabia is a dry country. Francine makes plans to visit the palace when Stan comes home from work, despite Stan’s objections. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 12 Stan of Arabia: Part 1
American Dad Season 1 Episode 11 Con Heir
Jan 6th
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Things are a bit mundane for Stan at the CIA, evident by he and his colleague passing the time with paper football while waiting for a “dangerous assignment/thrilling adventure” from Bullock. Unfortunately for Stan, Bullock has him left behind because the mission is too dangerous for a family man.
Granpa Smith, Stan’s father, is visiting the Smith family. He is reminiscing with Steve about Bette Davis when Roger walks right through the living room to get some Cheez-It crackers, but Grandpa is too senile to notice. Stan comes homes, and walks right through to the kitchen, and other than warning Steve that Grandpa is incontinent, ignores him. In the kitchen, Stan complains to Francine that he doesn’t want to be a pencil-pusher; he is a killing machine. Francine tries to convince Stan that he should be happy having a great family, and suggests that Stan should tell his boss how he feels. Somehow Stan twists this idea around into a plan to plant a bomb in his boss’s office to prove his manliness. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 11 Con Heir
American Dad Season 1 Episode 10 All About Steve
Jan 6th
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A hacker shuts down a hydroelectric power plant. When Tom Jorgensen, the man who is the “single most effective weapon in the war against terror”, tragically collides against the dam, all of the CIA’s remaining resources are focused on catching the hacker. But first the practice for the father-son softball game. Stan talks up Steve as an “absolute warrior”, which Steve of course is not, outside of Dungeons & Dragons. He takes Steve to the batting cage to polish his skills, only to have the “big slugger” show that he isn’t the athlete that Stan thinks he is. So Steve can see how professionals hit the ball, Stan takes Steve and his friends to a Yankees game and to the locker room to meet Derek Jeter. But when the four nerds take off their baseball jackets to reveal not Yankees uniforms but Star Trek uniforms, Jeter tells Stan that his son is a geek. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 10 All About Steve
American Dad Season 1 Episode 9 A Smith in the Hand
Jan 6th
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When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to Principal Lewis to get rid of it. But since it is required for Steve to graduate, Stan decides to teach the class himself—with Steve as the only student. Stan proceeds to give an unrealistic explanation that demonizes sex and masturbation, so Steve will not give in to urges. To combat this, he encourages him to take up a hobby, but while wood burning Steve accidentally burns Stan’s crotch. Unable to comprehend what the instructions on applying lotion to his injured area, he calls the CIA doctor, who was in the middle of doing surgery on the Vice President. Due to misunderstanding, he assumes he has to masturbate to apply it. Soon, Stan becomes secretly hooked on masturbation. He uses up all his refills and trades his gun to get more lotion. He manages to avoid being found out by Francine, who feels he is no longer attracted to her. She tries to get breast implants but no size is good enough for her. Steve, who was responsible for his dad’s accident, interprets his father’s sudden reclusiveness as anger and disappointment in him. He begins to do all of his parents’ chores around the house. Watch American Dad Season 1 Episode 9 A Smith in the Hand